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" Hold! " said Jupiter; " this self-made bird has more sense than any of you. He is your king."
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The Lion and the Mouse
A LION who had caught a Mouse was about to kill him, when the Mouse said :
" If you will spare my life, I will do as much for you some day."
The Lion, good-naturedly let him go. It happened shortly afterwards that the Lion was caught by some hunters and bound with cords. The Mouse, passing that way, and seeing that his benefactor was helpless, gnawed off his tail.
The Old Man and His Sons
AN Old Man, afflicted with a family of contentious Sons, brought in a bundle of sticks and asked the young men to break it. After repeated efforts they con- fessed that it could not be done. " Be- hold," said the Old Man, " the advantage of unity; as long as these sticks are in alliance they are invincible, but observe how feeble they are individually. ' '
Pulling a single stick from the bundle, he broke it easily upon the head of the
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eldest Son, and this he repeated until all had been served.
The Crab and His Son
A LOGICAL Crab said to his Son, " Why do you not walk straight forward ? Your sidelong gait is singularly ungraceful."
' Why don't you walk straight forward yourself," said the Son.
' Erring youth," replied the Logical Crab, " you are introducing new and ir- relevant matter."
The North Wind and the Sun
THE Sun and the North Wind disputed which was the more powerful, and agreed that he should be declared victor who could the sooner strip a traveller of his clothes. So they waited until a traveller came by. But the traveller had been in- discreet enough to stay over night at a summer hotel, and had no clothes.
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The Mountain and the Mouse
A MOUNTAIN was in labour, and the people of seven cities had assembled to watch its movements and hear its groans. While they waited in breathless expect- ancy out came a Mouse.
" Oh, what a baby! " they cried in de- rision.
" I may be a baby," said the Mouse, gravely, as he passed outward through the forest of shins, " but I know tolerably well how to diagnose a volcano."
The Bellamy and the Members
THE Members of a body of Socialists rose in insurrection against their Bellamy.
" Why," said they, " should we be all the time tucking you out with food when you do nothing to tuck us out ? "
So, resolving to take no further action, they went away, and looking backward had the satisfaction to see the Bellamy compelled to sell his own book.
OLD SAWS WITH NEW TEETH
CERTAIN ANCIENT FABLES APPLIED TO THE LIFE OF OUR TIMES
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The Wolf and the Crane
A RICH Man wanted to tell a certain lie, but the lie was of such monstrous size that it stuck in his throat ; so he employed an Editor to write it out and publish it in his paper as an editorial. But when the Editor presented his bill, the Rich Man said :
" Be content — is it nothing that I re- frained from advising you about invest- ments ?"
The Lion and the Mouse
A JUDGE was awakened by the noise of a lawyer prosecuting a Thief. Rising in wrath he was about to sentence the Thief to life imprisonment when the latter said :
! will some day requite your kindness."
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though by nothing but an empty promise, the Judge let him go. Soon afterward he found that it was more than an empty 'promise, for, having become a Thief, he was himself set free by the other, who had become a Judge.
The Hares and the Frogs
THE Members of a Legislature, being told that they were the meanest thieves in the world, resolved to commit suicide. So they bought shrouds, and laying them in a convenient place prepared to cut their throats. While they were grinding their razors some Tramps passing that way stole the shrouds.
" Let us live, my friends," said one of the Legislators to the others ; ' ' the world is better than we thought. It contains meaner thieves than we. ' '
The Belly and the Members
SOME Workingmen employed in a shoe factory went on a strike, saying : ' ' Why
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should we continue to work to feed and clothe our employer when we have none too much to eat and wear ourselves ? "
The Manufacturer, seeing that he could get no labour for a long time and finding the times pretty hard anyhow, burned down his shoe factory for the insurance, and when the strikers wanted to resume work there was no work to resume. So they boycotted a tanner.
The Piping Fisherman
AN Editor who was always vaunting the purity, enterprise, and fearlessness of his paper was pained to observe that he got no subscribers. One day it occurred to him to stop saying that his paper was pure and enterprising and fearless, and make it so. " If these are not good qual- ities," he reasoned, "it is folly to claim them."
Under the new policy he got so many subscribers that his rivals endeavoured to discover the secret of his prosperity, but he kept it, and when he died it died with him.
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The Ants and the Grasshopper
SOME Members of a Legislature were making schedules of their wealth at the end of the session, when an Honest Miner came along and asked them to divide with him. The members of the Legislature inquired :
' Why did you not acquire property of your own ? "
" Because," replied the Honest Miner, " I was so busy digging out gold that I had no leisure to lay up something worth while."
Then the Members of the Legislature derided him, saying:
" If you waste your time in profitless amusement, you cannot, of course, expect to share the rewards of industry."
The Dog and His Reflection
A STATE Official carrying off the Dome of the Capitol met the Ghost of his pre- decessor, who had come out of his politi- cal grave to warn him that God saw him. As the place of meeting was lonely and
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the time midnight, the State Official set down the Dome of the Capitol, and com- manded the supposed traveller to throw up his hands. The Ghost replied that he had not eaten them, and while he was ex- plaining the situation another State Offi- cial silently added the dome to his own collection.
The Lion, the Bear,
and the Fox . . .,-
Two Thieves having stolen a Piano and being unable to divide it fairly with- out a remainder went to law about it and continued the contest as long as either one could steal a dollar to bribe the judge. When they could give no more an Honest Man came along and by a single small payment obtained a judgment and took the Piano home, where his daughter used it to develop her biceps muscles, becoming a famous pugiliste.
The Ass and the Lion's Skin
A MEMBER of the State Militia stood at
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a street corner, scowling stormily, and the people passing that way went a long way around him, thinking of the horrors of war. But presently, in order to terrify them still more, he strode toward them, when, his sword entangling his legs, he fell upon the field of glory, and the people passed over him singing their sweetest songs.
The Ass and the Grasshoppers
A STATESMAN heard some Labourers singing at their work, and wishing to be happy too, asked them what made them so.
" Honesty," replied the Labourers.
So the Statesman resolved that he too would be honest, and the result was that he died of want.
The Wolf and the Lion
AN Indian who had been driven out of a fertile valley by a White Settler, said : " Now that you have robbed me of my
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land, there is nothing for me to do but issue invitations to a war-dance."
" I don't so much mind your dancing," said the White Settler, putting a fresh cartridge into his rifle, " but if you at- tempt to make me dance you will become a good Indian lamented by all who did n't know you. How did you get this land, anyhow ? "
The Indian's claim was compromised for a plug hat and a tin horn.
The Hare and the Tortoise
OF two Writers one was brilliant but indolent; the other though dull, indus- trious. They set out for the goal of fame with equal opportunities. Before they died the brilliant one was detected in seventy languages as the author of but two or three books of fiction and poetry, while the other was honoured in the Bureau of Statistics of his native land as the compiler of sixteen volumes of tabu- lated information relating to the domestic hog.
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The Milkmaid and Her Bucket
A SENATOR fell to musing as follows: 11 With the money which I shall get for my vote in favour of the bill to subsidise cat-ranches, I can buy a kit of burglar's tools and open a bank. The profit of that enterprise will enable me to obtain a long, low, black schooner, raise a death's-head flag and engage in com- merce on the high seas. From my gains in that business I can pay for the Presi- dency, which at $50,000 a year will give me in four years — " but it took him so long to make the calculation that the bill to subsidise cat-ranches passed without his vote, and he was compelled to return to his constituents an honest man, tor- mented with a clean conscience.
King Log and King Stork
THE People being dissatisfied with a Democratic Legislature, which stole no more than they had, elected a Republican one, which not only stole all they had but
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exacted a promissory note for the balance due, secured by a mortgage upon their hope of death.
The Wolf Who Would Be a Lion
A FOOLISH Fellow who had been told that he was a great man believed it, and got himself appointed a Commissioner to the Interasylum Exposition of Preserved Idiots. At the first meeting of the Board he was mistaken for one of the exhibits, and the janitor was ordered to remove him to his appropriate glass case.
Alas ! " he exclaimed as he was carried out, " why was I not content to remain where the cut of my forehead is so com- mon as to be known as the Pacific Slope ? ' '
The Monkey and the Nuts
A CERTAIN City desiring to purchase a site for a public Deformatory procured an appropriation from the Government of the country. Deeming this insufficient for purchase of the site and payment of
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reasonable commissions to themselves, the men in charge of the matter asked for a larger sum, which was readily given. Be- lieving that the fountain could not be dipped dry, they applied for still more and more yet. Wearied at last by their importunities, the Government said it would be damned if it gave anything. So it gave nothing and was damned all the harder.
The Boys and the Frogs
SOME editors of newspapers were en- gaged in diffusing general intelligence and elevating the moral sentiment of the pub- lic. They had been doing this for some time, when an Eminent Statesman stuck his head out of the pool of politics, and, speaking for the members of his profes- sion, said :
" My friends, I beg you will desist. I know you make a great deal of money by this kind of thing, but consider the damage you inflict upon the business of others! "
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